No More Happiness At Rita's

Rita's Ice Custard Happiness has stopped serving her Ice Custard Happiness.  She says it's because of an egg shortage.  I think it's because Rita has finally acknowledged that we can neither buy nor sell happiness.  We have to find it on our own.  Probably someone sued Rita for false advertising.  I once visited a Rita Venue on Route 35.  I ordered Happiness and then I picked up what I presumed would be Happiness.  Come to find out it was just Ice Custard.  Boy!  I felt pretty sad about that, I gotta tell you.
So, I'm not surprised that Rita has stopped trying to sell Happiness.  I'm still confused about why Rita no longer sells Ice Custard, though.
Life can be pretty complicated.