Our next door neighbor was having trouble with his television reception so he called the cable company. We knew this because, upon seeing neighbor and cable guy in front of our house, we naturally said, "What doing?" Neighbor explained the problem and we naturally replied, "There goes our cable."
It is common wisdom and accepted truth that when a utility truck appears on any residential street to fix one problem several more problems will exist by the time the truck leaves. Of course, those problems will not be noticed until the truck and its driver (the repair person) have turned the corner and disappeared from view. All of this must happen either on a weekend, a major holiday or after regular business hours.
Imagine my surprise, then, when I turned on the television this evening and discovered that we still had reception. And then imagine my complete lack of surprise when I tried to access the internet and discovered that our wireless internet service was not available. This all made sense because our cable television and our internet service come through the same provider, Charter.
No problem, thought I and I called the service number on my last bill. I was connected immediately to a friendly and totally computerized voice. Clearly no Charter repair people have been near the Charter place because at least the computer that created the voice seemed to be working. At any rate, the voice instructed me to say 'representative' if I wanted to speak to a human. So I immediately said 'representative' to which the computerized voice replied 'Fine. Now let's solve your internet problem.' So much for speaking to a human.
As things worked out eventually, though. Come to fine out the computer and the computerized voice knew a thing or two about how to fix our internet problem. Forget that I spent at least ten minutes talking to a machine we now have internet.
Or at least we have internet until someone else on our street calls Charter for a repair. The only mystery is whether we will lose our television reception or our internet service. Aside from that, when we see a repair person there are no other surprises.