Wednesday, August 1, 2012

A More Liberated Freestyle

I don't think the Olympic judges have the same creative interpretation of the term "freestyle" as I do. I would throw a whole pile of gold medals at any 300m Freestyle swimmer who started with a cannonball, performed a few minutes of water ballet followed by a quick round of Marco Polo, then finished with a pretend drowning and a fake dead-man's float.

No comments: