Monday, October 31, 2011

For Those Who Care

I’ll put this as delicately as possible: The sacred institution of hetero-marriage is, once again, begging for mercy at the receiving end of another blessed and fully-sanctioned, albeit bloody and completely predictable, “irreconcilable” bludgeoning. Taylor Lautner’s roided-up doppelganger has been served divorce papers 72 days after his grotesquely ostentatious betrothal to butt-buggled nut-rest, Kim “Does-this-look-like-a-rash”ian. Try to contain your surprise.

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