Sunday, December 11, 2011

Having A Plan Is Essential

Before anybody complains, I evaluated the possibility that the boy will find himself in this particular scenario any time before he’s old enough to realize the peril involved, and I’m 70%-80% sure it’s safe. At breakfast, I convinced him that the plastic "honey bear" bottle was invented in “olden times” as a way to teach kids that if you grab a bear and squeeze it real hard, honey will shoot out of its head.

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