Monday, December 7, 2009

I Swear Under Whatever



I've never been much of a joiner so this might not have crossed your mind anyway, but I feel compelled to state that I am not now nor have I ever been nor do I intend to ever be romantically involved with Tiger Woods.
There.
I thought you should know.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a relief. Thanks for letting us know.

austen cornell said...

What a swell tiger photo!

Tom Walker said...

Rats. I was hoping for some passes to the Masters.