Best Moves

For the last few months, people have been suggesting that I should get a dog, because “the dog park is a great place to meet people.” Well, the last time I was single I had a dog, and I used to go to the dog park all the time. While it’s true, I did meet women there, it was always as I was leaving with a big bag of poop. And, the worst part was, it was usually on days that I didn’t bring my dog...