Monday, April 4, 2011

Compared To The National Average

I have conducted a somewhat informal study while sitting in gridlock (which was probably caused by a leaf blowing onto the freeway - very unnerving to Las Vegas drivers) on my way to work this morning, and came to a startling conclusion: The conventions of polite behavior have slipped so low in American society, that roughly 15% of women pick their noses while stuck in traffic (the figure for men remains steady at 100%).

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