Seriously, What Was The Plan?

I have long suspected that I may have some sort of dual personality issues. However, it now seems as though I might have miscalculated by a factor of one. I now believe I actually have three personalities. The way I see it, I have one that has a carefully prepared plan, one that completely screws up the plan, and one that shows up a short time later and very irately demands, "What the hell happened to the plan?"