Monday, February 7, 2011

Walking Her Dog Named Trouble

I just read about poor Lindsay Lohan; trouble just seems to follow her around like an angry Egyptian with a rock. Now, she’s facing criminal charges for allegedly stealing a necklace from a jewelry store. If she’s acquitted, it would be the biggest crime she’s gotten away with since, well, her entire acting career. At least the necklace coordinated well with her alcohol detection ankle bracelet.

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