Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Keen Observations On Current Events

I just read that Rock Solid Stability of a Traveling Carnival’s Tilt-a-Whirl Bill O’Reilly says he’s concerned about Snooki Tinted Tear Geyser John Boehner’s emotional stability. That’s like Relapsed Rehab Reject Lindsay Lohan saying she's distressed about Hooker Harem Cocaine Snowpocalypse Charlie Sheen's drug use. (WooHoo-All five at once! Excuse me, I need to go lie down for a while.)

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