Friday, March 4, 2011

No Child Left Behind

I saw that Charlie Sheen’s two-year-old twin boys were removed from his drug and porn star-ridden home. Family Services reports that they're trying to coordinate efforts between two potential placements, both identified as "safer environments": one is filled with chainsaw juggling drunken clowns, the other is only identified as "an unnamed Libyan dictator."

1 comment:

Tom Walker said...

I'd go with the chainsaw-juggling drunken clowns. I'm not sure the Libyan dictator is entirely stable.