Working It Off

I've noticed that we have a national obsession with our asses. It's amazing how many references we make to it in a day. You work it off, run it off, drag it home at night, freeze it off, sweat it off, laugh it off, get in a fight and kick it, go to Vegas and lose it, go to work and cover it, get it in a sling, then bust somebody else's and try to save our own. And, I’ve even been told I’m an exceptionally smart one.