Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Go Science

I read that Harvard biologists have manipulated genes to create roundworms that are "sleek and trim.” This is wonderful news for obese roundworms with low self-esteem who eat junk and vote for American Idol contestants, and also for obese humans (Yay America!), because it stands to reason that, in time, biologists will also be able to deactivate the gene that causes people to wear socks with sandals.

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