Quality Time In The Park

Yesterday afternoon, I took the boy to the playground and was sitting on a bench watching him engage in some fairly ridiculous nonsense, when one of the parents asked, "Which one's yours?" I scanned the bustling crowd of screaming kids, noticed that Niko was being the zombie they were all running from, and replied, "I don't know, I haven’t picked one out yet!" After staring at me for a moment, she became more insistent and said, "No, really."