Wine Tasting 101

I got my homework back from my “Wine Tasting 101” class (another one of those Living Social deals). We were supposed to list some of the adjectives we’ve used to describe wine. Clearly, the instructor disapproves of my humor, as there were thick red lines drawn through “Winey,” “Flatulent,” “Bootylicious,” “Curdled,” Busty,” “Ranch-style,” "Doable," “Circumcised,” “Ridonkulous,” and “Deep-dish” (I wasn’t spitting mine into the bucket the night we did this assignment).